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TravelTeach brings you sports quotes of the week
"They were big flares, granted. But you could argue that someone throwing a a paper aeroplane on the pitch might take someone's eye out."
David James on the potential dangers of origami after the Ukraine-England game.
"I never speak about referees, but this time the mistake is too big!"
England coach Fabio Capello on referee Damir Skomina's decision to send off Rio Ferdinand, before changing his mind and giving Rob Green his marching orders against Ukraine.
"If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other."
The fur flies from Carlisle boss Greg Abbott after seeing his side concede a soft winner to Norwich.
"Jordan is a fine young man who has been brought up well. But he's a good-looking lad, so I don't know whether the opposite sex might become a distraction!"
Huddersfield manager Lee Clark wants teenager Jordan Rhodes to concentrate on goals, not girls, after a hat-trick in the 4-0 defeat of Exeter.
"Whenever I'm feeling a bit down or short on confidence I play Steffon because I always beat him. He's useless."
London Irish full-back Delon Armitage on playing computer games with brother and team-mate Steffon.
"Delon says he's better than me on the XBox? What a liar! I'm not having that!"
Steffon disagrees.
"When they got £5m compensation for me, they were really happy to accept the money. In fact, I think they called a taxi for me."
Harry Redknapp believes old club Pompey got a fare deal.
"He's a great lad. He's got a great, great attitude and has slotted in like an old shoe."
Stoke manager Tony Pulis is happy Tuncay Sanli has got his feet under the table.
"Why haven't they got cameras"
Blackpool boss Ian Holloway makes the case for video technology in his own inimitable style.
"We believe Scotland is the centre of the universe - we can now put it online so that the world knows where it is."
Boxing promoter Tommy Gilmour doing his bit for the tourist board north of the border.
"I remember having paid a pound for the football club and arriving the following day at the stadium and thinking whether I could get my pound back."
Birmingham chairman David Gold is quids in after selling the club to Carson Yeung.
"I try to put a lot of my thoughts on paper so they're not clogging up my head."
England captain Andrew Strauss explains why he keeps a diary.
"It's quite amusing when he wears the stockings and suspenders with them!"
David Haye on trainer Adam Booth, who has taken to wearing seven-inch Goth boots during sessions in an attempt to replicate the height of forthcoming opponent, 7ft 5in Nikolay Valuev.
